On the eighth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…..eight flies a feasting, seven possums enjoying, six sharks a swimming, 5 kan-ga-roos, 4 cuddling koalas, three little penguins, two pink galahs aaaaand a kookaburra up a gum tree.
Aren’t flies simply essentially the most unbelievable facet of Australian life? The perceptive amongst you might detect only a trace of sarcasm as a result of in actual life they honestly do drive you mad. Not solely are they’re a supply of annoyance however they’re additionally a seething mass of germs. With the entire mountains of meals that we’re getting ready and consuming within the lead-up to the BIG DAY it’s simple to get busy and neglect about storing our meals accurately.
So to keep away from an sad abdomen and poisoning your entire visitors within the course of, don’t depart meals uncovered on the bench or desk, put it straight within the fridge.
On this eighth day of Christmas you can too begin working towards maintaining your meat and different meals separate by utilizing totally different chopping boards and utensils to keep away from cross contamination when getting ready meals.
And don’t neglect to do the identical factor on Christmas Day earlier than doing all of your whale impression on the carpet, in order that Sitting Number 2 is contemporary and wholesome.